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A shot, usually in a ball game, that rolls into the goal at an extremely low and underwhelming velocity.
Man, did you see Jake's pea roller? How did the goalkeeper not save it?!
a dump that requires two rolls of toilet paper to clean up
i just dropped off a two roller after all that chicken
A game played on either a flat track or banked track. Members of both teams wear quad skates and circle the track in packs. The pack for each team consists of a pivot and three blockers. There is also a jammer for each team on the track who tries to score points by passing opposing blockers.
The pivots job is to keep control of the pack speed. The blockers job is to keep the opposing jammer from getting through the pack and to assist their own jammer through.
{Roller derby or derby is played in two minute increments called jams. Jams continue for a twenty minute period. There are three periods in a bout.
Roller derby is a full contact sport, where players are encouraged to knock down their opponents by hitting them (also called blocking). Each league maintains their own rules of blocking.
The history of roller derby spans from the 1930's, to the present. In it's current incarnation, it is typically an all-female sport, and the vast majority of roller derby leagues play on a flat track. Play between flat track leagues is governed by the Women's Flat Track Derby Association, or WFTDA who impose rules of the sport and the league for membership. There are currently (as of October 2006) over 500 flat and banked track leagues around the world, most of which are DIY all-female leagues who govern themselves. Each league can impose it's own standards and rules for inner league play.
Roller derby can also be used as an adjective to describe a tough girl, or an activity that is aggressive and rough.
Women who play roller derby are often called derby girls or rollergirls.
Roller derby is one of the few women's sports that allow women to be aggressive and tough.
Roller derby, bitches!
That is so roller derby!
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A pickpocket who targets drunks who are passed out on a park bench, subway, bus or any other public area.
See William S. Burroughs' first novel entitled "Junkie" written under the nom-de-plume "James Lee." The main protagonist was an avid "Lush Roller."
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Do you remember in Crocodile Dundee, when Paul Hogan explained what a death roll is… where a crocodile takes its prey underwater and barrel rolls it over and over again until it drowns. That is what it is like to have sex with a barrel roller. Do they want you on top? Do they want you on bottom? There is no way for you to ever know because the rolling never stops. It is the worst sex you've ever had.
OMG you guys, look at that guy. I bet he is a TOTAL barrel roller.
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A gang based around cookies and a woman names Rosetta based in Denver. Their enemies are know to receive poisoned cookies. Their enemies are the bloods and the crips.
"Did you hear Vinny was poisoned?"
"Yea I think it was cookies from the Rosetta Rollers."
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A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.
Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.