Route 9

A long higway that runs from Champlain, NY (canadian border), all the way down to some town in Deleware. It passes through New York, New Jersey, and Deleware.

I dont't want to be just like you.

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Chi Route

You can rock it solo or take a group of people usually in one car. You drive to downtown chicago and spark your blunt or light your bowl only when your on the highway and once everyone is sufficiently torched continue to drive around downtown chicago and take in the sights and culture. Works best at night with high grade cannabis. Also reffered to as a chizzy or routing it in the big windy.

Note: Driving around chicago when not smoking and just going down there to waste gas and sound cool is NOT and i repeat is NOT a Chi route. thats just being gay.

Kid 1 : hey bro what are we doing tonight?
Kid 2: Lets take a chi route man i got some flame as hahl weed
Kid 1: Sounds like a great idea man ill grab the drops and cudi
Kid 3: Lemme get shorts!

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Scenic Route

The act of getting stuck behind an attractive girl who is walking very slow. There is something to look at, but it takes longer.

I was late to class because I took the scenic route.

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change route

When a drug dealer/trafficker dismantles his operation and reestablishes it in another part of town or out of town. Involves finding new buyers and possibly new suppliers. Generally the result of a run in with police or a confrontation with a rival dealer. The intent is to avoid being killed or arrested.

Boosey’s girl snitched to the cops about those keys he was moving outta his mom’s house, so he has to change route.

From BG’s song Doing My Thang:
“Just as quick as I can open shop and move a brick out I change route,
I feel that vibe, I'm good at scoping shit out”.

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En Route

I’ll get there when I fucking get there....I’m coming

Hey baby, I’m en route...see ya soon 😬😬!

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Bowel Routing

When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.

"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."

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Dutch Route

After being declined Anal Sex, you might consider a "Dutch Route": Slipping on an Everlast condom backwards, hitting it from behind until the vaginal passage numbs out, then carefully pulling out while managing to leave the condom in; Once out, you again put an Everlast condom on backwards, then slowly insert into the anus. Numb, she will not know exactly which hole you're dogging her in. Success!!!

She wouldn't let me pound that ass, so I pulled a Dutch Route in that shit!

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