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Founded by the Moravian Church in 1772 as a school for girls, Salem College is an independent college committed to the liberal arts and quality professional preparation. Salem has always championed independence for women in thought and action, building upon the freedom and responsibility an education imposes. The education emphasizes reason, creativity, and resourcefulness. The 13th-oldest college in the nation, Salem stands as one of our nation's most distinguished private liberal arts colleges, striving to set its signature upon its students by encouraging them to recognize and strengthen their human faculties and their capacities for service, professional life, and leadership.
She's so awesome, she must be a SALEM girl!
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The shittiest town on the face of Mother Earth. Filled to the top with over-prejudiced conservatives and naked babies, along with numerous marijuana farms and absolutely no black people. Thought of by citizens to be the greatest town north of Taladega, when really it just smells like kangaroos having sex and week-old bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. If roadtripping, one should do their best to avoid it and all of its citizens, for they are known to prey on not only babies, but dingos too. Can be a duragatory term towards automobiles.
Kris: Dude! I'll bet that car was shitastic in it's prime!
Ian: Not now though man, now it's just a Salem Indiana.
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When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.
Friend: how was it last night
You: I dont want to talk about it, I did a dirty salem to her cat
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a town where the kids are drug addicts, alcoholics, Wiggers, or Faggots .. EVERYONE is addicted to myspace. Parents don't have a clue about what there kids are really up too, they still think we play Monopoly on the weekends.
The highschool is GROSSSSSS, drama goes on with teachers more than it does with students. Everyone knows everything about everyone, even if you don't talk to a person, you know everything about them. its gay!
Places to chill surround peach lake. Or if your a faggot you most likely hang out at the rink from 8 to 10.
You either live next to, across, or in a horse farm.
AWESOME
do not raise your children in North Salem.
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A town that can't make up its mind about anything. Home to RJR Tobacco (i.e.: Camels, Pall Malls, Winstons), but has outlawed smoking indoors; home to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but has frantically tried to combat obesity. Places to go here are the countless Italian and Asian restaurants, the mall, and Costco. You can't drive 20 miles without seeing a church. Also has a desperate and struggling music scene, which is mainly folk and country, as well as pitiful cover bands, "rappers" who drive beat-up Miadas, and teenage metalcore kids who love Between the Buried and Me but don't live in Greensboro. Most people born here can't wait to leave, but still come back because nowhere else can be this odd.
I'm going back to Winston-Salem tomorrow, I hope I don't get into another fight with a vegan.
I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.
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Just like how Methuen is a run-off of Lawrence, the southern part of Salem NH is a run-off of Methuen. The northern part is a run-off of Windham and to a lesser extent the seacost. About 95% of Salem residents were born in Lawrence-Methuen, Malden, Revere, or the shitty parts of Boston like Dorchester, so one can see why the town has so many problems. People moving from Mass to Salem to get away from all the shit Mass is in have no idea that all of the shit from Mass spills over into Salem. Salem NH is just NH in name only. All along the town's state border are shops for clothes and liquor. There's also a mall where Lawrence-Methuen people crowd in on sundays. Drugs from L-M frequently make their way into Salem, making Salem the undisputed drug capital of NH.
When I first moved to Salem NH I thought I would be leaving all the bureaucracy, political correctness and street rats behind. Now I realize Salem NH is exactly like Mass.
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Person 1: So this is New Hampshire. Where's all the granite, trees, colonial homes and freedom lovers? Why are there so many nanny-staters? And why are the only gun owners Hispanic? This is just like Massachusetts!
Person 2: You're in Salem NH buddy. If you want the real NH drive two hours north up 93 until you're past Concord.
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A town located in Southern New Hampshire. Salem is close by to many of the largest New England cities, including Lowell, Methuen, Manchester and Nashua. Salem is known for its shopping mall, as well as Canobie Lake Park. Salem High School is widely recognized as the worst high school in NH, widely due to the amount of drug trafficking and fights. Salem is also known for it's "Salem tough guys". Many kids who attend Salem High are afflicted with the "Salem Kid Complex", meaning that they think there the shit and think that they are the toughest kids around and try to fight everyone, but in turn make themselves look like retarded assholes. Salem residents are also notorious for hating inhabitants of nearby communities that aren't complete shit holes like Salem, such as Londonderry, Windham, and Derry.
"Hey, I think that kid is from Salem NH!"
"How can you tell?"
"Because he's trying to act like a tough guy."
"Salem Sucks."
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