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The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth
Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.
Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.
Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
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Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.
Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.
I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.
I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.
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1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.
2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc
Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!
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this is addressed to the person who submitted the definition on mar 7th 2003. people who aren't from scotland quite often call scotsmen "scotch".
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A really good idea, deserves credit.
Let's give credit where credit is due; scotch tape was a really good idea. - George Carlin
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Scotch Plains is a town neighboring Westfield.
For years Westfield and Scotch Plains seem to have been rivals.
and although Westfield may think they are better,
they are really not.
They are more stuck up snobs that get what they want
and do not have to work for anything.
Scotch Plains kids go through school and work their butts off to achieve highschools.
The town is known for its amazing jazz bands and successful after school activities
Scotch Plains is ten times better than any neighboring town
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The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.
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