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When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.
She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!
To hurt/ injure one's testicles.
Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.
Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?
Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
Jeanna: OK!
Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
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To masturbate by yourself.
To masterbate in general..
.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........
I'd like to scramble her eggs......
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This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.
It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.
When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car
Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs”
In a fit of anger.
If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.
When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.
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When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.
Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.
Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.