<n> term given to a chav who has "baggsed" the back seat of a bus to "chill"
Lloyd: "Oi mate lets bags the back seat and be Back-seat Chillers"
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A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
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Back seat sex is sex in the back seat of a car. Many positions are possible in the back seat such as:
I. girl on top with front seat forward and her leaning on it on top of him riding him
II. girl on top with legs apart holding on to the hand bars in the car with her back facing him riding him
III. girl on top facing boy in the middle seat for more space
For most enjoyable results
I. park in isolated place
II. tint your windows three times
III. for a cheap alternative put the sun cover on
Anywhere, anytime.
Lena: babehaveyoutriedBSS?
Dara: no...wtfisthat?
Lena: howcanyounotknow?BSS Back Seat sex der
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1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"
"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."
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Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
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When a white nigga takes a hot 10 and throws her into the back of his 13 year old Cadillac and roofies her with a right hook to the jaw and leaves her there until she wakes up then he hits her in the eyeball with his penis juice and spanks her with his white penis
Did you hear about the girl who got the "Back Seat Rough-Em Up"
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Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, βStop being a back seat pimple popper!β.