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A term derived from the graduate working group of a professor at a research-one university in Southern California. A shower sentence refers to the "take-home" message of a text. A good shower sentence is characterized by one's ability to easily recall the main point of an article or other piece of literature--so good that even when waking up and barely conscious in the shower, one is able to remember the main point clearly.
<Students reading Legacies by Portes and Rumbaut>
Teacher: What is the shower sentence of Legacies?
Students: The shower sentence is that the assimilation trajectory of immigrants and their children is directly related to the immigrant groups' mode of entry into the U.S.
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Sentence as scary as we need to talk
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WHERE IS THIS RELATIONSHIP GOING
Not like in executions - the scary sentence of death! - Coupling
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Deathrow. When you screw up hardcore with your boy/girlfriend and he/she chooses to make you wait an unexplainably long term of anguish before quickly ending your relationship.
Sean: 'Dude, I heard you got caught up in the hump-room with Chelsea.'
Dave: 'Yeah. Megan rolled in right as I was plastering Chel's drywall.'
Sean: 'That sounded so lame. But, what happened? Did she cut off your bubba-ca-doodle?'
Dave: 'Nope. Death sentence.'
Sean: 'That sucks ass for you, bro.
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The collective noun/phrase for more than one wedding
I'm feeling the pressure from my girlfriend, there's been a Sentence of Weddings in my circle of friends. I hate being 30.
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A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.
Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."
When the judge sentences a convice to life in prison, but the sentence allows for parole or early release after a number of years.
Convicted murderer to public defender: "You did nothin' for me man... I'll spend my entire life in prison!"
Public defender to convicted murderer: "Chill dude, you'll be out in eight years... judge gave you a life-lie sentence!"
1.A very very long sentence with huge words that goes on forever until you can no longer understand the meaning, or what is trying to be said
2.A long sentence that makes no sense, like the name of an emo song (such as: the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage-panic!at the disco)
boy 1: that lecture was like all emo band sentences
boy 2: word, it went on forever. what was the dude even talking about?
boy 1: phsssssssssssss, hell if i know.
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