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One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore
The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!
“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”
When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”
Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.
Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?
Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend
Guy 1: Ohhhhh.
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Another term when referring to the phallus object known as the human "penis".
The catch is, it has to be an enormously LARGE penis.
Boy with large grill sergeant to his girlfriend: "My Grill sergeant wants to meet your privates."
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A perverted high school janitor. The kinds of janitors that are named Chuck, and, at football games, are also known as "Sergeant Chuckles" because of their undying school spirit. Most likely graduates of the same high school, but 30 years previous. Often known to compliment young female students by saying, "You look just like Jamie Lee Curtis! She's my favorite actress! I think she's really pretty!", or something of the like.
"Oh look, it's Sergeant Chuckles, jumping and cheering on the field with the cheerleading squad again. What a huge surprise..."
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1. Title commensurate of an E-5 in the US Air Force
2. General classification of an enlisted US Air Force servicemember with a paygrade of E-5
3. The backbone of the United States Airforce.
Staff Sergeants do the work that it takes to carry out orders given by Generals.
That person over there is a squared away Staff Sergeant.
Hey airman, go move that pile of rocks. "Yes Staff Sergeant.
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To cast pepper across a person's face immediately before he or she is about to orgasm, in an attempt to make him or her sneeze, and thereby intensify the aforementioned imminent orgasm.
I Sergeant Peppered my boyfriend last night and I'm still covered in multiple bodily fluids.
I tried to Sergeant Pepper her last night, but she just got a load of pepper in her eye.
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A potent strain of Canabis Indica derived in the East bay of California.
"Damn that sergeant flounder makes me want to ghost ride the whip while shaking my dreads brah-brah!!!"
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