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The most powerful being to ever exist. Makes Thanos look like a weak bitch
All the avengers need in order to defeat Thanos is to have Shaggy on their side then they’ll be good
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The girl who remote controls robots.. She has wifehs, and likes annoying JT, because he is dumb. She is an 1337 wench.
Also, a very horrid singer-man.
"Shaggy, yeah, I saw her with her wifehs!"
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When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.
Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
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Before there was anything there was shaggy, no one knows his real name but it is said that should it be mentioned even in a hush whisper it would tear all of reality in half and plunge us all into darkness. (Those that somehow survive)
Lord Shaggy is the height of perfection and an omnipotent god among gods
Lord shaggy or the great gobbler are the only names that this legendary being is known by
I've just been thinking "how did we all come to be"
Well the most common understanding is that once the great lord shaggy exhaled out of boredom and thus sprang forth our existence and reality.
Placing someone's sunglasses on your dick and taking a photo.
Did you get the "shaggy Davis" pic I sent you?
1. The ultimate being in this universe
2. A man who has the power to destroy worlds with less than 1% of his power
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