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To buy a round of drinks but not have one yourself.
Johnny bought the house a Shawshank round of drinks. He stood there without a cup in hand & had the most peculiar look on his face like he was just happy to be alive.
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This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.
Listen Mike,she's hot as hell but unless you want Shawshank Pie for dessert leave it alone.
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Getting screwed royally, as one would be gang raped in a prison setting.
Dude, that mechanic screwed me shawshank style!
Matt is going to get it shawshank style at the blue oyster bar tonight. Foooo shooowwww.
When life is so good you raise your arms and reach for the sky, just like Tim Robbins' character did in The Shawshank Redemption after crawling through the pipe of shit to find freedom. Usually displayed on a guys trip, girls trip or honeymoon.
Let me take a picture of you guys with your beers on this sunny day on the deck of a Lake Tahoe ski resort.
Aw man, this is so awesome, I feel like Pulling a Shawshank.
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A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
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When a male attempts to woo a female online using transparent manipulative tactics that leave him lookin like he’s crawled through a tunnel of his own B.S.
After he told me he was hurt that I wasn’t interested in talking with him after finding out he was talking to several other women, I knew he was a Shawshank Shawn.
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SHAWshank redemption is the act of USC quarterback Conner Shaw coming in off the bench and going beast mode at a critical time to engineer an unforeseen and unpredictable victory over a top 5 team on national television.
Dean "There is no way we can win this game , it's 17-0 after 3 quarters. It sucks that Shaw is too injured to play tonight"
Matt " I hope he is too injured , the last thing I wanna see is a SHAWshank redemption"
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