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being pulled over or otherwise harrassed by cops for being in an old, cheap or rundown vehicle. Especially in an affluent area.
my friend complained on facebook that she was frightened by two belligerent undercover cops who pulled her over for a busted headlight. After she insisted that uniformed patrolmen show up to reasure her that they were genuine, one of them commented " oh they were probably real cops, they're just used to dealing with rough neighborhoods and after all you're in a pretty old car" I commented on her post " you've been the victim of shitbox profiling"
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A car that idiots on welfare checks drive and pretend that they are driving something much better, i.e a Mustang, Challenger, Monaro or Camero. Despite the name, Nissan Shitbox is a general term, and is not just limited to cars manufactured by Nissan, but is instead used to describe the cars of the 1980s to early 1990s variant of several makes and models of coupes and compacts. These include, among others, the Ford Laser, Toyota Corolla, Honda Civics and of course, the Nissan Skyline.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear that car revving outside? Was that a mustang or something?
Person 2: Na man, it was just a Nissan Shitbox. That asshole revs up all the time. He just gets out there and pretends that he's in a Muscle Car.
Person 1: What a fucking retard.
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Any American made vehicle . Typically decorated with flag stickers and buy American decals to indicate a complete lack of global sourcing knowledge. An American shitbox typically contains less us sourced content than a Toyota or nissan. Typically American shitboxes cost substantially more than the trailer they are parked in front of when new and drop in value rapidly.
Bring me my jumper cables, I'm going to fire up this American shitbox
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a common name for any shitty little car
what car does dave drive?".." just a hyundai shitbox
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A Japanese engineered car that goes under the name Honda motor company.
Also a slow,overated, economy car that has mindless lemmings as owners.
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Something so bland, formulaic and mainstream as to be simply unacceptable.
That latest chart friendly hit by that prick's band is simply shitbox 20
Hawaiian Shitbox
Taking a shit in a bathroom with a shower on. This is accomplished by letting the shower run on the hottest setting until the mirror steams up. Once this occurs the dump-ee start shitting and the poo particles thicken up the already steamy air with a blast of shit gas. Once the deuce as been dropped, the fucktard usually sits around in the newly created scat dungeon.
The negatives of Hawaiin Shitboxing are as follows.
1. The heat from the steam causes one's pores to open up and absorb poo particles.
2. One has to keep breathing, and the air is so thick with shit gas that one constantly inhales the poo particles with every breath.
To Hawaiian Shitbox someone else, you simply take a quick shit in the same bathroom, while they are showering.
John
I love to Hawaiian Shitbox my university residence's bathrooms at least once a week.
Hey man did you Hawaiian Shitbox the bathroom? Its fucking disgusting in there.
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