dick shopper

Hot single girl talking to several dudes at once.

Susan is single again so shes a dick shopper on Tinder and OK Cupid right now

bulimic shopper

One who, while shopping, adds a large amount of items to their cart, then when satisfied, places them all back. A bad bulimic shopper, will go to check out and then ask the cashier to put back most of the items in their cart. The online equivalent would be adding a bunch of items to one's cart, then closing the browser.

Person 1: I went shopping at Nordstrom!
Person 2: What did you get?
Person 1: Well I was going to get new make-up and new shoes, but I ended up putting them back.
Person 2: You're such a bulimic shopper.

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The angry shopper

While titty fucking a girl you nut all over her breasts and proceed to take her credit cards and cut them up and let the pieces of plastic land in your jiz.

A great way to get back at your mall addicted wife is to give her the angry shopper.

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netto shopper

english version of K-mart shopper

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window shopper

1) Someone who sees something they want,and immediatly buys it.

2) Someone who looks at something in the window of a store,but can't afford to buy it.

3) A new rap song by 50 Cent,Young Buck,Spider Loc,Olivia and MA$E.

ima window shopper,rolling through monaco france avoiding that copper -50 Cent in Window Shopper.

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MYSTERY SHOPPER

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.

I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.

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window shopper

To like someone, but not gonna ask them out. Kinda like crushing but you don't want the pressure from being in a relationship. (:

You : I like two girls, but I think I'm gona stay single.
Me : PFFT, you window shopper.
You : HEY! D:<

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