bitches should be seen not heard

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.

Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*

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The name you should know

Kirby

Kirby Kirby Kirby, that's The name you should know.

What should I do?

The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.

DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"

DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."

DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."

SCORE!

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should i call them

Joker: Should I call them?
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.

John: AMANDA! I got a hair cut.
Amanda: Should I call them?

should have stayed a thumbnail

What you say after clicking on a profile photo that scars you for life when seen full size.

I clicked on his profile cuz I thought he was hot. But damn, he's so fugly he should have stayed a thumbnail.

Should have gone to Specsavers

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

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Should I kill myself?

No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.

Nobody:
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!

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