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A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.
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a girl who is a total asshole (oozing) and thinks shes really fat but shes actually really skinny (skitch). maybe too skinny. she always likes attention. lots of guys like her, but lots of girls hate her.
"I KNOW! Jenna is such an oozing skitch."
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wearing heelys while in the roller skaking position while at the same time holding onto somebody as that person is moving. children can ussually pull this off easy.
we got bored so i was heely skitching my friend at school...it was fun until he slinged me into the lockers
The act of taking someone out mentally physically emotionally or socially be careful planning and observation. Closely related to the term "skitch" (skanky bitch, skank bitch). Skitch can be male or female...usually when going "skitching" one would experience stalking,sabotage..ect. *Skitching is carried out in steps/stages, solution times can vary.*
Dana: "UGH. That girl is such a skitch!"
Macy: "Yeah, he could so much better than that skitch."
Dana: "I think it's time we go skitching."
Macy: "Yes, let's follow them to their lockers for stage one.:
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Noun - Someone who is skitchin, acting crazy, wild, or psycho.
"Oh my god, Stacey is such a skitch buhl!"
A deragatory term used in a joking manner. Usually used to describe a tool or lusher.
Jackson you are such a Hoe Skitch. Just kidding you are a tool.
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