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The females around the Dade City area that feel as though they run the streets. Often times a young Italian male will be minding his own business and then out of no where... BOOM! The young handsome Italian male has just been shouldered to the ground by a burly female who runs the street. The young Italian male gets up and then causes a scene by vowing to beat the shit out of the next bitch that thinks she runs the street.
Sid: What the fuck!! Did you guys just see that??
Group: No, what happend?
Sid: I just got shoulder by one of these SLU bitches doing the SLU Street Running!! I swear, it seems like the SLU bitches just own the street sometimes!!!
Group: What the fuck!?
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A hoe that will do anything to get attention from somebody elses man or
1.This suley was all up on my man like i wasnt even there!
2.That slu-bag wasnt even thinkin!
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A girl who chain smokes, gives head and then refuses to brush her teeth.
I saw Kayley leave Jeremy's room and chain smoke a carton of Camels. She's such a black tongue slu.
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A slu, for shu. Self explanatory.
Wow, look that at that slu over yonder waiting in line at Studio. Shes a slu-fu-shu.
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A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
An event that occurs bi-monthly by a drunk-as-fuck horny male. The male must have been recently watching porn and/or consuming dozens of 12 oz keystone lights. The male (who also happens to have a feces fetish) cuts a hole into the bottom of a pizza box and places his dick through it. He then walks over to the neighboring dorms and breaks into his friends room and flaps open the pizza box to expose his wang. Most often the friends will laugh and ridicule him...however he is also susceptible to getting a baseball bat pulled on him for obvious reasons. This obese individual will also commonly begin to masturbate while in the middle of his pizza delivery.
Jorge: Damn bro I'm thinking about boozin tonight!
Max: What a surprise!
Jorge: I know bro I have a problem but I'm just feel like completing 3 consecutive power hours.
Max: Rumor has it that you will be completing a pizza delivery (slu style) tonight...is that true?
Jorge: YOU KNOW WHAT! That's a fantastic idea.....im going to lube up beforehand so that when I get to the neighboring dorms I can bust a quick load!
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