slurpy burpy

similar to a queef (vaginal fart), but man first must cum inside vagina, then blow small amount of air into vagina, slight pressure applied over pubic area, then BURPY!!, it is a slurpy burpy if cum gets sprayed out

i got a slurpy burpy to the face when i went down on my lady friend after nutting in her pussy

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Chicago Slurpie

When you jizz in an ice tray, then freeze your man juice and then make your partner a nice slurpie with those ice cubes after you have sex with your partner.

Frank: Dude i gave angelica a slurpie after we had sex last night.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.

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Slurpy Indian

Derogatory term used to distinguish between Native Americans and immigrants from the Asian subcontinent of India. Refers to the stereotype that people from India work at 7/11.

Guy 1: I met an Indian the other day.
Guy 2: Slurpy Indian or Casino Indian?

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Slurpy Swamp

A type of oral sex in which a person licks the vagina of a person who has not cleaned it in several days. The vagina has to be secreting some type of discharge or liquid on top of already being aroused.

My girlfriend is preparing for a slurpy swamp this Friday.

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Russian Slurpy

After cumming in a girls ass, the dude proceeds to 'slurping' the cum out.

My dude gave me a Russian slurpy last night.

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slurpy machine

It's a tool of the devil.

I pissed in the slurpy machine.

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dirty slurpie

When a guy cums someone up the ass and sucks their cum out with a straw.

Francesco dirty slurpied Daneen.

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