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1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.
2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."
Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."
2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?
Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
1. The act of saying something snarky without warning, thereby stunning the victim into silence.
2. The act of saying something snarky, then walking away before the victim can respond.
3. A cross between a snarky remark and a drive by shooting.
1. My in-law is the queen of snark attacks; she hits without warning then hangs up the phone.
2. Hey, what did I do to deserve the snark attack?
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Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.
"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."
Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.
One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.
"What a snark-hurler Tom is! Can you believe all the snark-hurling he did in that last group text??? "
The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.
I used enjoy reading hotdogsladies' twitter feed, but lately I think he has jumped the snark.
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to covet or hoard the ladies at a sausage fest party
Dude mark is totally snarking all the hotties here!
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A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.
Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.