snogging withdrawal

When you have a very strong desire or urge to snog someone because you haven't done so in a while.

I haven't snogged anyone in ages, I may have snogging withdrawal because my lips are puckering on there own. I may have forgotten how to snog!

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snog scale

a scale used to define where you are dating wise
5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)

i got to number 8 on the snog scale with mark last night!!

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Hog Snog

Snogging a guy who is really ugly and pig like.

Charlotte: That guy Moon wants me
Laura: OH, hog snog!

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snog

adjective: sleek, smooth

Treloara's hair is like, so snog.

Word! It's like it's made of plastic, I just want to run my fingers through it and snog her!

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Ear Snog

A term found in the Georgia Nicolson series. The act of slightly sucking and nipping a persons ear lobe. Very enjoyable and recommendable. If done incorrectly, it is a massive turnoff.

"Yeah the making out wasn't doing much for her, so I ear snogged her."
"Oh dude I love ear snogging."
"Yeah so did she."

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snog

verb: to bristle, literally or figuratively.

It's like, everytime I see Eduardo, the hair on my neck snogs.

I know. He's a hater 25/8!

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snog scale

This is the snog scale, there is a georgia nicholson version, but the one at our school is slightly different
0.5 Hug
1 Holding hands
2 Arm Around
2.5 Footsie
3 Goodnight kiss
4 Kiss lasting 3 mines without a breath
4.5 Hand snogging
5 Open mouth snogging
6 Snogging with tongues
6.25 lip nibbling
6.5 neck nuzzling
6.75 ear snogging
7 Upper body fondling (outside shirt)
8 Upper body fondling (inside shirt)
8.25 Lower body fondling (outside)
8.5 Lower body fondling (inside, or if wearing skirt)
8.75 Stripping
9 Below waist activity (B.W.A)-- Like third base
10 Full monty

" I got to 8 on the snog scale with Henry yesterday!!"

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