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When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."
I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.
A bruh softie is a girl that is both a bruh girl and a soft girl.
Jack: Bro did you hear the new girl is a bruh softie?
Will: Really? That's the girl of my dreams!
a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.
"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."
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Soft stools with ass discomfort related to repeated wipes
After the road trip I'm still having a Mr. Softy
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When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amazing night of sexual intercourse with that stuffed animal.
OMG! I was lovin' the softie last night. I was straight rammin' that panda.
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an inexperienced person who is not willing to try it
Yo Bob, how come you never want to drink; your such a softy virgin.
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A measurement tool wielded by all Favians comprised of a usually flaccid penis. One Favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and mass depending on the context. It is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout North America. The term was originally coined in Montreal, Canada.
Guy #1: How tall do ya reckon that building is man?
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!
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