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haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.
man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?
man 2:yeah definatly
man 1:ok
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This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
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When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.
— I am traumatised for life.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
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Apparently this guy has a massive bunda like Thomas Aston's. He is a sexy beast when he walks down too skool and the year 7's are into this guy as well. He attracts all the kids who go to primary as well. This guy is a living legend with a massssssiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeee bum
have you heard of Abdi the somalian's bunda recently it has been trending on twitter. What a sexy beast
When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.
"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."
Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.
Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.