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Kelli: hes wearing a sombrero.
Kelly: and theres uno.
Kelli and Kelly: UNO SOMBRERO!!
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noun. A derogatory term for people of Mexican decent, similar to sand nigger for those of Arab decent.
"I'm tired of all those sombrero niggers hopping the fences into this country."
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the rare feat of self-flagellating oneself four times in one day; also, striking out four times in one game; tremendously difficult for males over the age of 15; surprisingly easy for jason giambi
yes!! i just earned a golden sombrero, that puts to shame my hat trick from yesterday. i need a nap.
what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero
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Whenever someone makes a joke that they say "is really funny" before they tell it, and it really isn't funny so there is a big long drawn out silence while everyone stares at the kid wondering what the fuck he was thinking when he told it. Derived from the expression: "The only thing that could've made that funny was if you were wearing a sombrero".
Kid #1: Oh my god, this is so funny! I went to the store, and an old lady rung me up, and then asked me for my drivers license! haha!
Kid #2: Sombrero moment, dude.
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A sex act a woman(usually) lies with her legs in the air. An umbrella with a small hole cut at the very tip is then placed inside the rectum. The umbrella is opened and vodka is poured into the umbrella and funnelled into the rectal cavity to invoke sexual pleasure.
Just like "2 Girls 1 Cup", the "Russian Sombrero" is fast becoming a disgusting internet phenomenon.
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A velvet sombrero describes the result or practice of a man ejaculating on top of a woman's head, so that his cum runs down all sides of her head through her hair.
Right when I was about to pop I pushed her down on her knees in front of me, stood over her, and gave her a velvet sombrero. Then I gave her a silver nancy for good measure.
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A cannabis/alcohol term that denotes the event when someone successfully performs four strikeouts in two hours or less.
Colin: Oh man, how many strikeouts has Pat done tonight?
Ray: Three!
Colin: One more and he has the Golden Sombrero!
Pat: Whoa guys, I'm getting kinda fucked up.
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