Special Kind of Special

1. A person who seems slow or stupid at times without actually being mentally retarded.

2. Something that is considered sub-par or lower-than-average poor quality.

"Have you met my new girlfriend? I think she's kind of special."
"Dude, your new girlfriend is a Special Kind of Special."

"Have you seen how people drive around here? It's a special kind of special!"

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Specialized

A bicycle company that nearly went broke a few years ago. Now recovering they take task to sue anyone like Volagi or Roubaix cafe because they're a bunch of marketeers keen on ruining their once noble reputation and returning again to the almost broke once they use all their profits on lawsuits and people are fed up and stop buying their product.

'Oh did you hear Fred did a specialized? Now no one wants to know him and we used his promo shirts as rags in the shop'

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Not Special

Your not special. Honestly. You just suck. You probably hate yourself too. Good job. Now go cry in a corner you egotistical bitch.

Per 1: “I’m so quirky and special bro”

Per 2: “Dude your not special stop acting different”

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Specialization

in which a person will take a special interest in one specific occupation / thing and will pursue that. There are many sub-categories to this word. Such as, a doctor would be a general occupations be he might specialize in gastroenterology. Also used in History / Social Studies class as the term used when (wo)man created civilizations and each person would have a single job, and would barter with other people for necessities.

Example:

Bob: Oh, i heard that you're studying to be a scientist Joe.

Joe: Yeah, my specialization is gonna be paleontology

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Specialism

The religion someone is actually in when they attach themselves to whatever religion they think makes them sound the most special.

"I'm a pantheist."

"No you're not, you just read the wikipedia article. You're in the church of specialism."

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Special

When someone is very strange or different.

"Tyler is very special"

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The Special

When a female succumbs to carbon monoxide poisoning during the act of mastrubation.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Beth last night?"

Person B: "Yeah man, I heard she went to the hospital because of carbon monoxide."

Person A: "Dude, she was fingering it when the carbon monoxide hit."

Person B: " I see. She got 'The Special'."

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