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When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.
Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo
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An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...
"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...
"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...
a unknown relationship between the sfw and nsfw artist Speedoru or SpeedoSausage and a 16 year old girl on discord called Cinna
person 1: hey dude did you know speedoru is in a relationship with a girl on discord?
person 2: what?
person 1: and her name is cinna..?
person 2: dude i genuinely have no idea what are you talking about
person 1: wait you don't know speedo and cinna are dating?
person 2: lmao no
You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!
Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.
Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.
"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake
So cinny is male so speedo is GAY
Bread: me and the BOYS (only cinny) so cinny and speedo are gay
Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.
A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!