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The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.
"I'm positive there is a toilet nearby, my sphincter senses are tingling!"
noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).
"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.
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The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.
"god damn-it, my fucking sphincter gnome just bite my penis!"
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Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.
Lee, you fag! Is that sphincter pudding all over your face???
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Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.
"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."
To be yelled upon violently punching another's butt-hole.
When Sarah least expected it, I sphincter plowed her from behind.
Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.
Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"