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Spiderman is person who has spider at home.
P1: You have spider at home?
P2: Yep, I'm Spiderman.
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After fucking a chick in the ass. You pull out and cum in your hand. When she turns around you throw the cum in her face like a spider web. Then yell "look out for SPIDERMAN"!!!
I was getting on a bitch at a Halloween party, so i decided to give her the SPIDERMAN
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a sexual exposure in which just before climaxing you yell "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING" and then blow in her face while using the spidey hand slinging motion as if you were casting out a web over her face.
Guy - Shhhh babe, do u hear that???
Girl - No what is it???
Guy - my spidey senses are tingling HAHA!
Girl - HUH!?
Guy - *sound of semen coating her face* Spoik!
Girl - thank you spiderman your my hero.
Guy - all in a days work mam'
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Having masterbated, and caught the majority of sperm in your hand, you then launch your sperm in the required direction....just like spiderman does with his web!
That kid was doing my nut in, so I'd thought I'd get him back whilst he was asleep with a spiderman!
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Mr.Stark I don't feel so good.
Help Me plz spiderman should never die.
When a guy fingers two girls from behind at the same time.
Fran did the spiderman last night with his two friends!
When a man cums and when the cum is in his hand he trows it in the girls face.
I am gunna go jack-off and then spiderman you and the kids.
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