spread betting

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.

Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.

Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.

Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.

Spreading Democracy

1. United States foreign policy.
2. bombing another country, regime changing another country or invading another country.

The United States is spreading democracy in the middle east.

clam spreading

When a girl spreads her legs apart taking up a lot of space.

I was sitting next to this girl who was clam spreading on the subway.

spread pussy

Pussy with lips stretched apart giving full view of vulva

She opened her legs wide open giving full view of spread pussy as I mounted her with my hard cock ready to pop her cherry.

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Woman spreading

Basically man spreading but when women take up entire seats with their bags

I was on the subway, but I had to stand cause this girl was woman spreading

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ghetto spread

Comfort food for the recently or regularly incarcerated person or someone who wants street cred by making an entrée whose ingredients are traditionally limited by commissary availability. Different from a jail spread in that its ingredients are purchased with foodstamps rather than their mother or partner's willingness to put money on their books.

Wow that guy aint no punk cuz he likes his ghetto spread the same as me!-said no real convict ever

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