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A stick figure who wears a backwards black hat, a gold chain, has no arms but has floating hands, and his right eye is red. Is easily t3h 1337 person, but is overall fail IRL.
Person #1: "So, who has FALCON PAWCHED Steak lately?"
Person#2: "Steak? Oh ew GROSS, I HATE that guy, LULZ."
Person#3: "LOLDONGS"
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A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.
R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.
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A holiday for men that falls on March 14. If the man treats his woman good and makes her feel special on Valentine's Day, then she should make him feel special on Steak and BJ Day by giving him a steak and a blowjob.
See the holiday's official Steak and BJ Day website: steakandbj.org
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Nickname for someone who just started gaining muscles, used in a mocking way - however mainly among friends as a joking nickname for a member of the group.
When you pour water on your steak.
I used to be such a piece of shit, me and my friends would order steaks, and then pour water on them. The sloppy steak was so good!
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A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women
Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight
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