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what u get the morning after eating spicy foods, especially indian or spicy mexican cuisine. It burned in your mouth, it burned in your stomach, and it burns your sphincter.
'aw man, i wish i hadn't had that vindaloo last night. I have an acute case of ring sting, and i've been sitting on this toilet for an hour'
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Rim Sting, when you have a huge shit after drinking red bull or eating spicy food. This then causes a burning sensation and lasts around 20 minutes
Fuck me larry, Iv got well bad rim sting after that
When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.
"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"
1. When you take the food out of the microwave and it doesn't feel hot. Then shortly after your hands start to burn, causing you to drop your food.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
Person 1: " Why is the food all over the floor? "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
The last few draws of a joint, the part that burns your lips
Aww you got the stinging roger mate don't burn you lips
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A game of ping pong where after every point that is scored, the scorer hits a ping pong ball as hard as they can at thier opponent's exposed chest or stomach. Well placed balls land on sensitive areas such as the nipples and may leave red or brown circles for a few days. A great way to get some use out of your old ping pong table, flex your masculinity or settle disputes!
ANDREW: Dude, New Hope was a gazillion times better than Empire Strikes Back.
ALEX: NO WAY! Empire Strikes Back offered the best acting, writing and special effects in the trilogy.
ANDREW: I will respectfully disagree, and I challenge you to a match of sting pong to settle this like men, nay, jedi.
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A "stealth bust" or "undercover bust". This describes the delightful surprise you get when a woman's breasts appear to be average or small when she's normally dressed, but then actually turn out to be unexpectedly large when she's naked. Also known as an "FBI visit", "CIA doorknock", or "Mossad strike" (or indeed any organization known to be stealthy... so not the NYPD, presumably).
AC (who is female): So, Bing, how did your date with that hot Indonesian chick go?
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
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