half a stock

A semi erection, where one simply goes chubby in the trouser department.

Fuck me, Kerry is hot. I swear she gave me half a stock!

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Baggage Stock

"Baggage stock" is a term used in circus. The circus carried two types of horses, and "baggage stock" are the draft horses used to move the circus wagons between the train and the lot and in the circus parade. The other is "Ring Stock".

Baggage stock don't have stalls.

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Stock Answer

A generic answer to a boring question issued often by a non-listening or apathetic person.

Woman: How was school/college/work?
Stock Answer: Fine.

Woman: How are you?
Tom: Alright.

Angry Neighbour: Have you been shagging my missus?
Tom: Nope.

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Stock Market

A girl who has the potential to be cute, but is not quite there yet, so one invests and acts nice to her in the hopes that when she is cute they can cash out and bang her

Man 1: That girl over there seems cute but shes a little chubby
Man 2: She's a stock market, be nice to her now so she will think your a "good guy" later when shes hot
Man 1: Ah gotcha invest now, cash out later

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private stock

A brand of Malt Liquor.

Private Stock: the malt liquor with the imported taste!

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lock stock

Something that is fail safe, cannot lose. A deal that is sealed.

I tell you, we have this scam sorted, lock stock the whole nine yards.

The deal's done lock stock.

Security? You're looking at security, I'm the commandant, this is lock stock, I'm telling you.

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stock market

One of the best computer games ever invented. Involves lots of strategy, but luck also. Numerous strategy guides have been written.

Yeah, Halo can be fun, but you really have to try the stock market.

If IGN rated the stock market, they would give it at least a 9.8 out of 10.

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