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storage-wars

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.

If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.

by Sexydimma December 10, 2014


corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.

Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list

by RodJammerMS February 6, 2024


deep storage

some really weird kink my daddy told me about where a girl (or any submissive) gets buried alive and gets a feeding tube in her mouth and one out her ass a la Human Centipede after a long, arduous process of dehumanization.

my daddy told me about deep storage kinks and now I can't sleep at night.

by littlemissterry October 13, 2020


Chaos Storage

Chaos Storage is a form of filing system that although it won't always give you what you were looking for, you will find something that is as useful or is more interesting.
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak

"Where did I put that spanner (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! a pipe wrench, that will do..."

"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"

by Unsub2008 February 13, 2010


Cold Storage

Code or an application that has not been touched/updated and will be ‘frozen’ for development for some time until it is thawed.

We put down that project for the next six months, it’s currently in cold storage.

by MXOappdev June 9, 2022


STORAGE EYES

Because of NINE ELEVEN any thing that leaves your possession that goes into any compartment is subject to scrutiny.

Look it be a fool of me to store my suitcases JAY in these BART compartments for bicycles because it minute I leave STORAGE EYES would be looking with INTENT at my painful details of my possessions.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 1, 2021


i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

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