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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.
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When two girls touch vaginas, no movement.
Are you down to try suction cupping with me?
When you're getting a blowjob while wearing a condom and the condoms falls off into your girlfriend's mouth.
My girlfriend was giving me head , but then we had a suction obstruction.
When you are doing anal fisting and you try to pull out your fist out so violently that your hand gets ripped off.
Eh I'm not a fan of fisting, suction clumps are too common. mexican lawn mowers are way hotter anyways.
1. When your penis is so deep inside your lovers vagina that your balls make a mwaahp sound cuz youve pounded her so deep,besides putting her but sleep,you create a suction with your balls on her vagina.
"Boy,i went deep in her."
"How deep was that?"
"Boy i went suction cup balls deep!"
"Wow,thats astonishing! Nothing is deeper than that kind sir."
A girl who has so much sex that her vagina is like a vacuum for dicks.
“Yo Jessica is such a hoe!”
“Yeah haha what a suction cunt.”
When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.
That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.