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its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.
crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.
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Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.
Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?
Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!
Me: You are such Surf Homers!
When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave
Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"
Mounting a large woman, slapping her on the behind and riding the wave.
Man that girl Joe was with was soooo big. Dude must be into cow surfing or something!
the act of screwing, plugging, having sex
The whore was bone surfing on my dick for an hour!
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Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.
I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.
She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.
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The process of going through residential neighborhoods just before the city sanitation trucks pick up “bulk trash.” Those items that will not fit in the homeowner's regular trash container are considered “bulk trash.” The residents are instructed to place those items on the curb in front of the house and at a scheduled time the city will pick up everything and dispose of it. The goal is to beat the sanitation truck to the neighborhood so the items on the curb can be searched before the truck arrives.
Here in Dallas Texas, we have been curb surfing since the late 1990s.
Hey Pero, I’m looking for a bicycle lets go curb surfing in Gilbert's neighborhood tonight since bulk trash is picked up in the morning.
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