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its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.
crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.
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Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.
Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?
Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!
Me: You are such Surf Homers!
When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave
Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"
Mounting a large woman, slapping her on the behind and riding the wave.
Man that girl Joe was with was soooo big. Dude must be into cow surfing or something!
the act of screwing, plugging, having sex
The whore was bone surfing on my dick for an hour!
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Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.
I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.
She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.
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Walking down Bourbon Street with the intentions of finding half drank alcoholic drinks and half smoked cigarettes.
Last night we went Bourbon surfing and got totally wasted.
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