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Surgeon

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dr han, i am a surgeon.”
“sit down.”
“I AM A SURGEON.”

by the beast of banff May 13, 2023


street surgeon

Another name for a road worker.

"Hey, why aren't you taking 5th ave?"
"Street surgeons are performing an operation there, traffic is going to be backed up all the way to midtown."

by Toomanygs December 1, 2021


Burger Surgeon

That one guy who always picks apart their food before eating.

Jesus, Carl is being such a burger surgeon.

by FrySeal April 28, 2017


Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac August 13, 2017


Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).

She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?

by dogbert dog December 24, 2012


Earwax Surgeon

A non-certified doctor who is in the practice of removing ears away from earwax. Earwax surgeons are very precise, gentle and careful in their removal of ears from around thick yellow, brown, and orange balls of wax. The surgeon may also use many tools such as Bobby pins, pipe cleaners, lead pencils, and scoops.

The Earwax surgeon carefully removed the ear from around a thick ball of wax.

The Earwax Surgeon placed the freed wax sample into a plastic bag, and dated it.

by Pidontplay April 4, 2024


Automotive surgeon

A skilled mechanic who specializes in automotive surgery; the art, practice, or work of treating diseases, injuries, or deformities by manual or operative procedures.

"My Subaru Forester has been parked outside, non running for 4 years now. I paid my local automotive surgeon to make it start running again."

by SMILLER503 October 13, 2017