The act of doing something incredibly silly that shouldn't be done, for the purpose of giggles.
"Ey yo boi, do something swampy!"
Also known as Soppy Dickens is when you've been working all day in a hot ass boiler and your slim Jim is soggy and hanging low.
Hot damn I have a Swampy Charles, that thang is hanging plum to my knees.
a wampy swamy is a swamp full of wamps. what is a wamp you might ask? the mightiest of wampler’s you’ll ever meet.
Joe: yo bro how can i become apart of a wampy swampy?
Katy: you marry into a family of wampler’s and enter a swamp, silly billy
he had traveled to the wampy swampy in search of wamps
A florida whore who has been standing in the hot, humid sun and reeks of a hard day of work.
Ex. “Damn baby, bring your swampy whore ass self over here. Lemme get a discount for that stench”
A blowjob on a well ripened and funky dick.
I took this girl home from clubbing all night and she still gave me a swampy sucker
A swampy kooterbear is an extreamly moist odory vagina
Old nasty bitch down the block has a swampy kooterbear