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Nostalgia over growing up and/or coming from in an 'icy' or snowy/cold environment.
An icy play on the saying 'Country roads, take me home'
Arman: You must like it here in the snow too?
Johnny: Icy roads, take me home.
This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.
I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.
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A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
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“What do you want to tell joe Biden right now” whats up baby take me out to dinner😫
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It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help
When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler
Person 1 what do you wanna tell Joe Biden right now
Person 2 sup baby take me out to dinner
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Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)
Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!