omega tek

fresh pressed living alkaloid mushroom extraction tek conceived by ice cubensis aka mycovelli aka don poppa cap @thefungalboys

about to po’up this omega tek drank and start working psmarter than a mf

Yola Tek

The Yola Tek is when you light the bowl of a bong using a lit joint.

Thomas used the Yola Tek to smoke hundreds of bowls.

Tek knight party

A whole lotta holes, a whole lotta cake.

Let's pass up on the Diddy party and let's instead hit the Tek Knight Party

tek-deaf

A derogatory term for technical deathcore and technical death metal, coined by the infamous Metal Archives review writer Bitterman. Presumably conceived as a way to avoid calling the genre an actual type of metal.

"So, what type of metal do you listen to?"
"Rings of Saturn, mostly"
"Ugh, I can't stand that tek-deaf wankery"

Smekky Tek

A word used to describe someone who is being particularly obtuse, idiotic or stupid.

Did you hear about that guy who dropped a toaster in his bathtub. Man, he was a real Smekky Tek.

Tek

Trusted Educational Knowledge or Technical Educational Knowledge in the field of mycology, or mushroom cultivation.

What "Tek" are you using?" What "Tek" should I use? Your "Tek" sucks! Translation: Dude don't reinvent the fucking wheel, follow the known "Tek"

Tek

Means really good at something, has good skills and technique

“Damn she’s got tekkers”
“Yeah bro that Jenny P, she is Tek”