Random
Source Code
Random
How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.
Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?
Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.
Neil: Not very nice.
4👍 1👎
I heard she got temporary throat herpes from suckin' mad face. Aint nobody wanna touch her till she gets better, that shit sucks.
A common mental disorder developed during legal and human resources investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.
Honey sugar I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! people do such things in the workplace?!” in response to the human resources query on why I decked that cuntbag.
A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners
Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae
The unpleasant sensation of a dull ache or pain in the scrotum that usually lasts no longer than a few minutes
Jay- My balls are killing me, bad case of TBC right there.
Bob- TBC?
Jay- Temporary ball cancer (tbc) ya mook.
The insane or insane-like urge to fuck.
I remember feeling such a strong urge and need to fuck my woman that looking back on it I realize I was in a condition which could be correctly described as temporary insanity. In that condition nothing else mattered as much as fucking her. I call that condition "temporary insanity sex urge."
The insane or insane-like urge to fuck.
I remember feeling such a strong urge and need to fuck my woman that looking back on it I realize I was in a condition which could be correctly described as temporary insanity. I say that because I remember that in that condition nothing else mattered as much as fucking her. I also remember one evening when I was in our car and the urge I felt to fuck her overrode the urge to eat, and I remember telling her that. I call that condition "temporary insanity sex urge."