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news

something owned by democrats. it is corrupt and they only show things that prove democrats are right and bush is bad. they only show the bad news and nothing happy and good. it is all bullshit. only news station that this doesn't apply to is fox

average news watcher: hey the news told me that everybody in Irac is dying and nobody is happy.
fox news watcher: thats bull. haven't you seen all the people celebrating?

by satans bro May 3, 2005

14πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


sky news is lie news

Is a common saying and is a popular hashtag on twitter

sky news is lie news is a popular hashtag. #SkyNewsIsLieNews!

by AnonDoxy August 6, 2017


New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

41πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


New Year New Me

Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.

Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.

by cptwannabe93 December 31, 2015

89πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


New Beijo

Section 8 infested City in Southeastern Massachusetts. Pronounced "New bay ho" amigo, comprende, I mean, understand? One more Massachusetts "Gateway" City, whatever the hell that is supposed to mean. Gateway to what, gorging off the public trough?

When I get out of the methadone treatment center I am going to apply for Public Housing in New Beijo.

by The Ultimate Public Charge April 5, 2022


New Dick

When a woman leaves a man that she’s been with awhile,for a new one.

β€œHey,Barbara!”....”Is that your new dick that you’re dicking down?”...”Yes,it is!”.

by jim6471 October 6, 2020


Pew News

The most reliable new source on the internet. Run by the man who runs the most popular review show, Meme Review, and the most popular series, YLYL, Pewdiepie. The show is hosted by Gloria Borger, pronounced Glor-ee- ah Borg-ah.

You watch Pew News last night, big stuff happened man.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 5, 2018

278πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž