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buried penis

When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.

He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.

by gsmack March 18, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bury park

The ghetto of ghetto's within luton. Also a red light district. Main feature: a steal triangular cage in the centre filled with pigeons and blood stains. If you are white u will get capped.

Second languages - english or luton jive

fuck tht - run

by Kluke January 20, 2004

59๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bury the Hatchet

Makeup sex. Can either be between two people who know each other well, or between two relative strangers who haven't gotten along well in the past.

1: Hey, look, I'm really sorry about us not getting along better. Wanna bury the hatchet?
2: Fuck you.
1: Yeah, that's what I was asking...

by manhandler89 October 7, 2010

50๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bury An Otter

To defecate.

Back in a minute, just away to Bury An Otter.

by Higgsmeister October 18, 2021


BURY THE CUM

my wifes temptation

takes over my mind
thrust it in
feeling weak in my dick
summon the erection
of cuum

I AM THE CUMMER THAT IS CUMMMMMMING
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
MY WIFES TIIGHT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES CHILDRENNNNNNN
BUT I RUN AWAY
FROM CHILD SUPPORT
NEROS DEBTS ARE A DEMON OF DEATH

I CAME WITTTTTTHOUT KNOWING
SHE WOULD GET PREGNANT

DESCENDING POST NUT CLARITY
MY CHILDREN CHASING MEEEEEEEE

they inherited my genes
surrounded by my children
cant run away

keep breaking the law
abusing the child
led astray

through the lands i runn away
the truth revealed in my unsealed mouth
oh no he knows i ammm his father
he once forgot, but now he remmmmmmmmmmmembers

I AM THE FATHER THAT IS ESCAPPPPPING
REJECTINNNNNNNG
MY ONE AND ONLY CHILD
I AM SPRINTING AWAY FROM MY SONNNNN
LIFE IN ISOLATION
I HAVE BEEN CURSED
CHILD SUPPORT IS A DEMON OF DEATH

FORSAKENED CHILD SHOULD GO DIE
FOR MY GREAAAATER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
DESCENDING MISERY
AT THE THOUGHT OF MY DEBTS
DISSAPEAR INTO THE STREETS
LOST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND
FEARS PULLING ME
FADING, YOULL NEVER TAKE WHATS MINE

lurking in the shadows, under the veil of a disguissse
constellations of my children
dancing to my death, because theyre bastards
dreams of my wife have dissapeared
she no longer exists, because shes deaaad
the child chases all masses
pulling strings, finding me as i run
you want my money? then come try and take it

beyond the wall
children die
secret hatred
bloodline dissapears
my mind embraces
crimson joy
does it dim my heart
healing my debt

bury the cum deep withinnnn
cast aside theres no coming homme
were burning the marriage contract
drifting in the land all alone

by iate7microwavetransformers June 1, 2022


Black-Buried

When a person has full and constant focus on their Blackberry, cell phone or wireless device, especially in social settings, as to have their "nose buried into" something. Behavior is generally noticed as rude, impersonal and impolite.

"I'd have tried to work it with that chick, but I couldn't get her attention- that slag was Black-buried all night long."

by gooseisdead May 23, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bury The Book

To cease time wasting activities, and immediately get back on track with the original plan.

Originated from a literal desire to stop filming interviews in a Shop N Save parking lot, and to drive to Litchfield to bury The Book.

Most approprietly used to break the silence when a project has gone way off course...

"Let's go bury The Book."

by Breakaway TV January 24, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž