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A beautiful girl often says what's on her mind and doesn't really give a shit about what anyone thinks. Often thinks about love and marriage.
Person: have you seen Cali?
Me: that beautiful girl over there?
Person: yup that's the one
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The name Cali means you are a poop head and you will die in a room filled with farts and you will one day not get engaged with a boy at least bye.
Her boyfriend:hey Cali got killed....in a room filled with farts.
Me:how did that happen?
Her boyfriend:ok....but
Me:but what?
Her boyfriend:will you go out with me?
Me:yes I always thought you were cute
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A girl who is very beautiful, with brains to match. She has lots of friends, most of whom are guys, and she loves to laugh. She is very ticklish and has lots of passion for things she enjoys
She enjoys being hugged and kissed.
Hey, look at Cali! She is looking fiiiine today
Man, I wish I was dating Cali
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To awkwardly pelvic thrust in someone's direction until they notice.
Lizzie: "Who are you doing the Cali to?"
Marlies: "That guy over there, he needs to look over here!"
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During the dust bowl in the 1930’s, folks that moved from Oklahoma to California to escape poverty were called Okies. During the Bush Bowl of 2009 those that are leaving California to come to the plains states to escape poverty are called Calies.
Calies suffer from high forclosure rates, expensive gasoline, high cost of living, and high unemployment which forces Calies to move from CA to places where prices are much lower.
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