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Dunne disease can be found in almost any type of person, young or old, excluding crack heads. It is characterized by overwhelming lethargy, or, more specifically, the inability to do anything productive, especially if it involves moving. Often the devastating slothfulness is also accompanied by an even more grating constant complaining. When it is present it almost always has to do with the affected persons needs, such as food or water, which that person simply cannot meet themselves.
Dunne disease is normally fatal only because those affected with it will starve to death, or be killed by the people around them who’ve grown tired of their fucking bullshit attitude and constant whining.
Person 1: OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I"VE BEEN BITTEN BY A KING COBRA! GET THE ANTIDOTE! I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS!
Person 2: I don't know, it's way over on the counter and i'm really tired.
Person 1: MY LEGS ARE TURNING PURPLE! EVERYTHING IS GOING BLACK! I CAN'T SEE, OH GOD, I CAN'T SEE!!
Person 2: Jesus, stop yelling, I'm really tired. The medicine is pretty far away, i guess i'll get you it sometime tommorow probably.
Person 1: ...
2 Weeks later
Person 2: Man, why does it smell so bad in here? ...HEY, CAN ANYONE GET ME A SANDWICH? HELLO?
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These marymount sweathearts:
Kaitlyn- the good grl of the 2 who claims she is not a wild child; a hottie with a body
Alexis- the quite 1, who is said to be the "wild child"; a cutie with a bootie
I'm boning out.
I'm dunne with dinner/lunch/brunch/breakfast/midnight snacks.
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chase dunn is a total sweetheart and doesn't deserve what u guys put in there about him...he's so funny and always knows just what to say to make someone feel better.
girl: I'm so upset...I got a D on my paper!
Chase: It's alright you'll do better next time
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A Fucking Dick Head Of A Scare Crows Straw Penis With A Virgina For A Face.
He Can Only Lose His Virginity To A Tranny In A Gay Strip Club In Saudi Arabia On Mothers Day In 2069.
Another Name For This Retarded Specimen Is THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
He Also Has Autism As Well As Aids, HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea(He Was Vorn With These STD's) And No Friends.
This Rare Form Of Obese Bum Sex Merchant Can Be Found Either Tied Up In His Parents Basement(Sex-Dungeon) Or In His Box On The Side Of Broadmore.
OMG!!!!! I Think I See A Tom Dunn Over There!?!(See's A Hobo With A Rat In His Ass)
Literal definition of a pest. Looks like a bug.
Ur such a pest bro should call you Jai Dunn
A gay fucking faggot who sucks his cousin off and puts cucumbers up his ass hole whilst fucking off his cousin Richard
Heard what Joe Dunn did last night