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It's a joke. Hong kong is now run by dictatorship, namely CCP. Police are overpowered.
Carrie Lam: hey Xi, wanna hear a joke?
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)
An elite exclusive facebook organisation that seems to always have an opinion on everything while complaining about first world problem.
"Do I let my helper sit on the sofa?" Said a Hong Kong Moms
"Should I pay for my helper's visa fee ?" Hong Kong Moms,2020
"Does anyone have good school recommendations on kindergarten that will teach 4 languages to my 3 year old?" - Hong Kong Moms
A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
When you laugh so hard you fart, then laugh harder.
Yea Jimmy starting Destroying Hong Kong in the middle of class it was hilarious.
The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters
Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple
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The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.
Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.
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manual stimulation of a man's penis performed specifically by an Asian chick, usually in the setting of an Oriental Spa.
I didn't have enough money for sex so all I got was a Hong Kong Handshake and a hot towel.
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