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Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 30, 2022


Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 30, 2022


Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home alone. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 30, 2022


Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 30, 2022


Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 7, 2007


southwest kiss

A kiss so powerful it can only be performed between a woman and a woman or a man or a man aboard a commercial airline flight. This can result in being removed from the flight if you are flying Southwest Airlines. Inspired by the kiss between actress Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey on a Southwest Airlines flight that was cited as reason to remove them from the flight.

Tibor: Did you have a good flight?
Mary: It was until my southwest kiss with Alicia from Accounting got us removed from the plane.

by Herbal Klimt October 2, 2011


Southwest goes the sunset

Southwest goes the sunset is a new phrase to say "goodbye" or "that's all for now" in a casual quick way. It became popular on TikTok Fall 2021. It's a way to say bye without it being official or leaving someone in the dark, because it's not a real goodbye/sunset, it is slightly off (southwest).

Alright I gotta head out; southwest goes the sunset!

by MBMAC October 27, 2021