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A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.
When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"
Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"
Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"
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Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.
My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.
If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.
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General Anger caused by being fat.
That hulking behemoth over there scares me with her fat angst.
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Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.
"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."
"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."
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The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.
I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.
1 - the angst of anyone who has the misfortune to be named Dick, especally Dick Grayson of Batman and Robin fame.
2 - the angst of a girl who wishes she had a dick so that her perverted yaoi fantisies could become real.
1 - "I demand my Dick-angst!" "Mmkay here. Go nuts."
2 - "omg i have dick-angst i want a dick so i can fuck bakura cause he's so kawaii!!!"
When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.
6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep
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