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This term is found mostly in Northern Ireland.
In Northern Ireland, if you are claiming benefits (welfare) you are 'On the brew".
Some people claim benefits despite being completely able bodied and 'fit for work', but rely on 'sick lines' from their GP so they don't have to work.
A tout comes under various synonyms such as snitch, rat, nark, informant, grass, whistle-blower.
If you know of someone that does this, you can call up your local job centre and tell them who it is and what they're doing. This will put that person under investigation. Doing this makes you a brew tout. If people find out that you are a brew tout you will be targeted by paramilitaries or anyone associated with the person you touted on and beaten severely including a possible kneecapping.
Billy : Here mate, how do you afford all this gear if you ain't working?
James : On the brew mate, don't have to work and the money still rolls in, mint mate.
Billy : So what's wrong with ye? You disabled or sick or something?
James : Na bud just can't be bothered like, can't prove it so what's the problem?
Billy : Ahh shit well fair play to ye lad, here I gotta jump, see ye around mate.
*Billy reports James to Benefits agency or Job Centre*
*James goes under investigation and loses his benefits*
All fingers point to Billy as the suspect, people start calling him a Brew Tout.
Billy's house is visited by the 'boys', his windows are smashed along with his knees.
All Touts Are Targets (ATAT) is sprayed across his garden fence.
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The all day collection of sweat on your balls. Usualy smelly and lots of it.
Dude I put my sandwich in my back pocket and got sack brew all over it. Damn. Its ruined unless we can get fatty over there to eat it, he will eat anything.
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Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.
"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021
When you have an empty box of beer on both feet (usually 24 packs, but dirty 30's work well too)You must drink at least 12 beers from either of the two boxes, otherwise you are not allowed to wear brew boots.
Yo dude, you see Tim? He is rockin' the Brew Boots tonight. Nice choice.
To store semen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date
"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"
Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal
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also "Bruce Wayne". A guy who starts swayin' and stumblin' after a couple of brewskis.
BUBBA: Let's take Jack to the bar tonight.
PHIL: No way, Brew Swayin'.
BUBBA: Yeah, I know, it'll be a laugh man!
n. another term for a hangover
"Bill called out sick today?"
"Yup."
"That's fucked up, man. I was pounding car bombs with him until 5 A.M... brew flu?"
"Yup."