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A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.
I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them
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The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.
Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.
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noun. A person who acts as a social cushion against awkward conversations and social situations for the sake of a friend.
"Please come with me to Anthony's wedding, its going to be so awkward! I don't know anyone there but him- you have to be my social buffer!"
"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."
The grueling hours of buffering that pass as we try, in vain, to watch internet videos.
Excuse me neighbor, can you plz upgrade your internet package. My wang keeps going soft from all the buffer suffer that I'm getting on Spankwire from the shitty wifi I'm stealing off you.
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The man you use to divert your attention to avoid getting too smitten by the guy you really like.
Marie was crushing on Rob hard but, fortunately, she had quite a few buffer boys she had met on Snatch.com, as well as the mystery man she met at the market last night.
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The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.
Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.
when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video
Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!
Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!
Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!
Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
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