The Glaze and Daze

The act of sticking someone's head between your buttcheeks and taking a shit on their forehead.

Come here baby *as Fred puts Haley's head between his cheeks and lets one rip*

Bruh I just did The Glaze and Daze to my girl's dad last night it was gnarly .

olden daze

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

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grey daze

A great band. The band has long since broken up. It's lead singer, Chester Bennington, joined the band Linkin Park (another great band, IMO). Another member, whose name I forget, has passed away.

The sound is nothing like Linkin Park's music, so don't expect that. Its very soft and slow. No rap elements at all.

Some Grey Daze songs, like 'Broken Glas', are said to be early Linkin Park stuff. This is not true at all. The only thing linking Grey Daze and LP is Chester's singing. And the singing styles are entirely different as well.

Some Grey Daze songs include:
B12
Saturation
Anything, Anything
Broken Glass
Drag

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Hoe Daze

A daze(phase) of hoeing, regardless of age, gender, financial state or circumstance.
The need for sex continuously, with multiple partners( sometimes whilst acknowledging that in the past or the future, you were/are open to monogamy).

"I want someone, I feel I'm ready, but, I don't want to settle to having sex with just one person"
"WHAT?! Either you hoe daze are numbered or they're not"

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later daze

Originated by Yours Truly. Its a another way of saying "Good Bye."

All right, i'm out cos, later daze.

It's getting late, i should be heading out; Later Daze.

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Valentine's Daze

A coma-like state of being that occurs after intense Valentine's Day sex. The daze could result from great, hot sex, or simply because your significant other generally holds out on you the rest of the year.

Man A: Whoa Bob, looks like your Valentine's Day went well.
Man B: I tell ya Jim, Sally gave me my first, best, and last blow job of the year last night, and now I'm in a Valentine's Daze!
Man A: That reminds me, I forgot to take the trash out.

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