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Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with toilet paper for hygenic reasons.
This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.
Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.
The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.
At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.
The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).
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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan, mut juice, jew juice, buthole hair and a wisdom tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!
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a dickhead, asshole, gay, and he has no respect for anyone whatsoever.
wow. your such a finch...
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1. Reference to our dear friend Daniel
2. Edible bird
3. Fish
1. "Hey, Finch. How are you doing?" Mark
2. Lets eat some Finch
3. Isn't finch a fish
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finch = an insult to rock
and that fucking ass who wants to put a bullet in david drainman can fuck himself.
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Love or a strong liking for someone or somthing
1.) Man, that Oliva girl, I totally finch her.
2.) God I finch tacos!
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The Finch Rovers are those lads u see banging in poggers top bins finishes at training before missing 3 open goals at the weekend. However, they're still biggest dub team in East Berks and they're beating Bracknell Colts 21-3 on aggregate over their last 4 matches.
Big up the top shaggers in red and black!
'Hey stepbro wanna play footy like Finch Rovers?'
'Nah sorry stepsis I've had enough footsies with the Rovers boys for one day ' ;)