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The act of lighting a womans pubes on fire...then putting the fire out with your load.
Dialog of a Hungarian Firefighter
Girl : "O shit my pussy is on fire."
Guy : "No worries, I can make it rain."
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Is when you rip off your pubes, put them in a girls mouth, light them on fire, MAKE SURE you make the bitch scream, then you jizz on the pubes to extinguish the fire and then the chick says "OH, HONEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE"
And then you simply just fuck the shit out of her.
There is no example, its pretty self-explanatory.
Your exotic firefighter last night was so flamboyant!
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fireman that is well trained in the extinguishment of fires,vehicle extrication,medical calls,and fire safety.but they are not paid for their training nor for running their calls.three quarters of this country is volunteer.most volunteers have a job but also have firefighting as a second non paid job.some volunteer firemen dont take the job seriously but most do and act accordingly.
volunteer firefighter fight fire and protect the public for free.most of them have just as much if not more training than fully paid fire depts.
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A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.
My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.
Firefighter twins are born and raised for one job and one job only. They know how to put the wet stuff on the red stuff but don't understand much more about life. They probably drive the same kind of trucks and will always be reppin a fire sticker on the back. They are the type of guys that would bang just about anything with a hole. These two ketchup dicks can recite the movie "Backdraft" word for word. And they will constantly be fighting at the station and on the fire ground.
Firefighter twins conversation:
Brother #1: I want the nozzle today.
Brother #2: Fuck you, you got the nozzle yesterday!
A LITERAL fire fighter. Taking his job very seriously the Guerrilla FireFighter will sneak around a burning building and Sneak-Attack the fire. Thus fighting it literally.
Man 1: is that firefighter supposed to be literally fighting the fire?
Man 2: That's no ordinary firefighter. That's a Guerrilla FireFighter
The act of taking a m80 and putting it into a girls vagina or ass and the man has till the fuse of the m80 runs out to ejaculate onto the fuse to put it out before it explodes
Hey Matt what ever happened with you and Amy?
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work